T-Rex

Although inflatable, the new T-Rex has become Lord Protector of the bed. Each night Jacob places T-Rex next to the bed as a guard and a confidant for his bedtime musings. T-Rex also serves as the tool of choice for chasing down Muggins, as if the poor tortured animal needed another nemesis. But all in all, T-Rex manages to behave himself and lead a meaningful life in the family.

So far, here's what we know about the plastic dinosaur:

T-Rex doesn't live with his parents...they live in Indiana. T-Rex is going to college, and when asked which one, he replied, "Elementary School." Which is where, according to Jacob, he learns how to fool mommy into letting him stay up all night. So, that's what they learn in elementary school. T-Rex also has what Jacob calls, "insights," which are only revealed to Jacob and occasionally translated for the rest of the world.

We are keeping an eye on T-Rex and his plans for household domination.